I livestream corpse-driving, and a millionaire’s son calls in.
He says his father died and came back to life at an explosion site, his face ashen and his body stiff. I’m shocked. “Your dad’s been turned into a zombie!”
Nobody in the livestream believes him, but he’s shaking like a leaf. “But my dad sits by my bed in the middle of the night, drooling over my head!” Me: Don’t panic. He just wants to eat your whole family’s brains.
