I am a famously self-sacrificing do-gooder, yet I got bound to a Villain System.
But I'm so kind, there's no way I could be a villain!
When a female classmate got her period and was mocked, a few boys snatched her sanitary pads and refused to give them back. I waved my hand, and they all got periods too.
"They won't let go of the sanitary pads even when they're holding them. They must be jealous of our classmate. Since I'm so kind, of course I'll give them what they want!"
An abusive husband acted arrogant and claimed that it wasn't assault, just a family matter that was none of anyone else's business!
I thought he made a good point, so I spent a fortune training his wife. Muay Thai and kickboxing, all taken care of, plus a course in anatomy.
Later, he wailed and begged for a divorce. His wife grabbed him by the neck and smiled sweetly:
"Hitting is affection, scolding is love. He's just so moved. This is a private family matter, so you don't need to get involved."
I wiped away the nonexistent tears in the corners of my eyes. Another day spent building a better society.
