Harry Potter: This Romance Is Just So Satisfying!

【Breaks up almost every canon pairing; Harry is not James and Lily's child】 Love? To Tina, it's just a little seasoning for everyday life. What if the Dark Lord once killed you? Then just brainwash him relentlessly while he's young, until he both loves and hates you. What if you have a rival at Hogwarts? Buy a talisman from the mall and make him dance the seaweed dance in class. Petunia became a witch and went to Hogwarts? The evil little mouse can tap-dance too? You can race electric wheelchairs around Hogwarts? All of this seems perfectly normal to Tina. So why have every one of you fallen deeply in love with me? Beneath the mistletoe, when their feelings ran deepest, the boy merely bowed his head and drew close to Tina, nose to nose. He said, “I love you so much. Will you stay with me forever?”