Siheyuan: The Greedy Neighbors Won’t Get a Thing from Me

Name: Siheyuan: The Greedy Neighbors Won’t Get a Thing from Me
Author: Cat Who Loves Three-Hua Plums

四合院：禽兽们想占便宜门都没有

by Cat Who Loves Three-Hua Plums (爱吃三华李的猫)

Status: Completed
Length: 270k Words
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“Courtyard drama + mild hostility + pocket dimension + one heroine + face-slapping + everyday family life + free shopping and hoarding” After watching the finale of the TV series Love in the Courtyard, He Yu discovers that he has gained an infinite pocket dimension. Inside are not only rich black soil, but also a huge warehouse where everything stays fresh. Whatever condition something is put in, it remains exactly the same when taken out. At first, He Yu thinks the apocalypse is coming. To secure a comfortable life in the future, he keeps gathering supplies, even resorting to free shopping. He hoards billions’ worth of goods from container ports. Tons upon tons of rice, flour, cooking oil, chicken, duck, fish, beef, lamb, and pork go into the freshness-preserving warehouse. Prepared food ranges from street-stall snacks to hot pot from shopping malls. Roast duck, roast goose, seafood casserole: if it tastes good, he hoards it. He also loads truck after truck of fruit and vegetables into the pocket dimension. They say if you’re short on cash, just take out a loan. With so many supplies, surely He Yu can live a peaceful, comfortable life, whether the apocalypse comes or he transmigrates, right? After gathering enough necessities to last ten lifetimes, He Yu collapses onto the sofa, exhausted, and falls asleep. When he wakes the next day, the apocalypse hasn’t come, but he’s transmigrated. He’s become the hapless He Yuzhu from Love in the Courtyard. From the start, the heartless vampire and fake innocent Qin Huairu wants to take his leftovers? He Yu: Not a chance. The old man he can’t stand, the moralizing Yi Zhonghai, comes over to argue? He Yu: He turns around and makes him pay back every cent of the child support for Yushui, with interest. A whole courtyard full of beasts? Unity and friendship? Moral blackmail? He Yu says: “As long as I have no morals, moral blackmail can’t touch me!” He’s not the original He Yuzhu.

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