Didi Ghostbusters

[I]

Are there really ghosts in this world?

The “Didi Ghost Hunting” app says there definitely are.

But as long as you download the app and place an order on “Didi Ghost Hunting,” our agents will arrive as fast as possible. Whether you need to catch ghosts, hunt demons, or read the feng shui, you’ll receive first-class service.

Download it here: xxxxx.

[II]

Yin Le is a registered agent for the Didi Ghost Hunting app.

On the surface, she’s a third-rate actress. Behind the scenes, she’s a ghost-hunting master.

Though she came to ghost hunting halfway through life, she keeps up with the times and has caught the big-data express. Thanks to her unique approach to customer service, she’s made quite a name for herself in feng shui circles.

[III]

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and on the mountain stood a Taoist temple.

The old Taoist priest said to his young apprentice, “The world is about to descend into chaos, and it will begin in the south. Go and take a look.”

So the young apprentice went down the mountain and discovered that the world had changed.

“What? The Qing Dynasty has fallen?”

“Then who’s the emperor now?”

[Bonus Scenes]

1.

Yin Le: Oh, your car’s broken down. How about I give you a ride home?

Luo Ran: …I just saw you slash my tire.

2.

Yin Le: You’re so handsome. Can I give you my WeChat?

Luo Ran: This poor Taoist doesn’t have a smartphone.

Yin Le: Then what’s that in your hand?

Luo Ran: …A brick.

#A divine immortal brother comes down to dance at the club#

#A dashing playboy tears up the streets on his motorcycle#

#Why is this Taoist so hard to flirt with?#

#I’m into him#

#Does this woman have a problem with me?#