The Cao Thief Lives On in the Three Kingdoms

[No System + Peerless Martial Prowess + Political Intrigue + Battles of Wits and Arms]

Long live Cao the Bandit!

No one understands Cao the Bandit better than I do!

The elegance of Wei and Jin, the legacy of Emperor Wu of Wei, shall endure forever!

[At the peak of his life, Huang Zhong bows down in allegiance. Zhang Fei, a small landlord from Zhuo Commandery, pays his respects to Lord Cao! He takes in Hua Tuo, studies under Lu Zhi, and brings in Ma Jun to develop technology at full speed.]

Cao Song looks at his son. “So what if the Yuan family has held high office for four generations? My Cao family has shared the fate of the empire for four hundred years!”

Yuan Shu says cheerfully, “I’m definitely a moron!”

Emperor Ling suddenly remembers, “I’m a foolish ruler! Make them all marquises!”

Liu Bei lowers his head in shame. “Cao Mengde treats people with such sincere kindness. Compared to him, how narrow-minded I am! I must be like my senior fellow disciple and become a loyal servant of the Han!”

Beneath Hulao Pass, Cao Cao roars, “Lü Bu! You bastard, you killed my horse? Come on! Let’s see whether your Red Hare is tougher, or my Dian Wei between my legs!”

Sun Jian finds the Imperial Seal in Luoyang and cries out, “This treasure should be presented to Lord Cao alone!”

Guo Jia waves his feather fan and offers a brilliant plan. “I have a scheme that will make Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu fight each other in Xuzhou!”

Chen Lin writes a denunciation against Cao Cao. After reading it, the renowned scholar Cao Cao of Luoyang replies, “What a load of crap!”

Zhang Fei curses, “Liu Bei, you three-surnamed slave! How dare you betray my lord again!”

At the Battle of Red Cliffs, Huang Gai breaks through the first line of warships, only to see thousands more gleaming behind them.

Zhou Yu looks at Sun Quan and sighs. “My lord, surrender. Just offer your sister Sun Shangxiang to that Cao bandit.”

When envoys from Japan come to pay tribute, King of Wei suddenly turns to Cheng Yu. “Aren’t you a master of sashimi? Take thirty thousand armored troops with Zhang Fei and go teach the queen of Yamatai a lesson!”