Advanced Technology: You Call This a Children's Amusement Park?

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Wang Chen: “Tongxin Amusement Park is celebrating its grand opening with a sale!”

“Come try driving a nuclear submarine or maintaining a reactor. We also offer a complete mushroom-cloud bomb refurbishment package, including polishing and waxing.”

“Other exciting attractions include flying on a sword, a holographic combat game, a path to ascension on the moon, and cosmic group selfies.”

“Our company solemnly promises that every attraction and product at the amusement park is a civilian product designed for children’s entertainment, and contains absolutely no dangerous elements.”

“The park currently offers several kinds of tickets, including individual, child, and senior tickets. Prices vary, with discounts assigned at random.”

“We also handle train tire repairs, custom mosquito eyes, and cesarean sections for ants. Each service comes with a lovely souvenir keychain.”

“Finally, a quick commercial announcement: our park has just received a batch of wild, free-range Ultraman. Pure and natural, with no pollution. Hurry and place your order~~~”