What Kind of Immortal Are You Even Cultivating?

[A completely unhinged novel. Either the author or the readers has to be crazy!]

“Old man, I owe two million spirit coins to the Great Love for All Alliance Bank. Can I help you up?”

“You’re only at Foundation Establishment and you owe that much? Son, take this old man’s advice: don’t go down the crooked path of cultivation. Lie down next to me. When a Golden Core big shot’s flying sword passes by, we’ll split the compensation fifty-fifty. How’s that sound?”

“What Golden Core? I’m Nascent Soul!”

“Only two million in debt at the Nascent Soul stage? You’re a rising star in the cultivation world! By the way, I’ve got a small loan from the Heavenly Court you might be interested in. It’s a trusted brand, so you’re covered. Even if a Divine Transformation big shot runs you over, you can watch an ad and come back to life within thirty minutes.”

Liu Sheng sneered and stepped right over the old man. He knew it: those damn Confucian cultivators were trying to scam the insurance company again.