Eerie Instance: Giving the Ghost Mbappe's Signature Buzz Cut

[Horror Dungeons + System Cheat + Ghost Companions + Growth + Lighthearted] What? A bowl cut? This is obviously the same American crew cut as football superstar Mbappe! What? The Japanese devils are pushing a cannon over here? I'll sound the rallying horn of the revival and slaughter their colonel! What? There's livestock transformation magic on this eerie food street? I'll stack my buffs and unleash my Blade-and-Scissors Domain to slay the old ghost! What? This eerie dungeon is hosting a village super league soccer tournament, and they're kicking people around like balls? I'll summon all my Shaolin Soccer brothers! Golden Bell Shield versus a Bugatti supercar! I'll use my Hoof Transformation spell to turn the car's wheels into sheep hooves! I'll take on the whole field by myself! What? Typhoon Scorpion is actually a world dungeon, and a ghost tide is coming? I'll summon the demigod Nian Beast to devour every monster and demon in sight! Wang Chen has a powerful cheat System and dominates every dungeon! What? You won't let me become a god? Then don't blame me for going god-tier! P.S. I'm a new author, so please bear with the wordiness at the start. It gets exciting later.