You Asked Me to Study Necromancy, So Why Did I Summon Liu Shen?

[Lighthearted] + [Comedy] + [Light Novel] + [Perfection] + [Versatile Mage] + [Beast Taming] + [No System] “Here’s the thing, Boss. Let’s say we make a teacher work from five in the morning until ten at night every day, teach classes as usual on Saturdays, and make up classes on Sundays when necessary. Under that high-pressure lifestyle, I guarantee this teacher will drop dead before reaching sixty-five and collecting their pension,” Liang Shan said. “According to the first law of the undead, they retain their memories from life. We just have to turn this teacher into an undead creature, and they can keep teaching.” He founded the fully immersive, realistic virtual game Realm of the Void, thinking it would get his students hooked. But why are all of you acting like you’ve figured out the whole story? Facing the invasion of countless monsters, Liang Shan stood atop the crumbling walls and smiled. “We warmly welcome your arrival. But out of human kindness, I’ve decided to invite you all into my Human Emperor Banner for a little chat.” The monsters trembled in terror. Liang Shan fell silent. “Wait, who let it slip that I’m forging a Ten Thousand Souls Banner!” “Come forth, Willow God!” “Mine, mine, it’s all mine!” The fake summoner patiently raises their creatures, progressing slowly. The real summoner beats you to death, and then you’re theirs! Then Liang Shan transmigrated into the body of a Fox Clan saintess, only to run into the classic broken-engagement plot. The good news: she was the one breaking off the engagement. The bad news: the guy being dumped shouted the classic line, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!” Liang Shan frowned. “Kill him.” Huh? The jilted guy: “Hey, lady, I’m just breaking off the engagement. You’re going to kill me for that?” What kind of lunatic is this?!