Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke?

I messed up the story and kept revising it until it was a complete mess. Luckily, this book hasn’t been recommended or reviewed yet. I’ve started a new book. From now on, I’ll use this one to record some of my better ideas and plots. I once stood alongside the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan on the banks of the Yellow River. I once helped Zhuanxu sever the connection between Heaven and Earth. I once helped Yu the Great of the Xia control the catastrophic floods. I once fought for three years alongside Emperor Shun. I lived through the tribal era, helped Qin Shi Huang unite the Six Kingdoms, campaigned on the battlefield with Emperor Taizong of Tang, and joined Emperor Wu of Han in fighting the Xiongnu. This is a story about immortality.