Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Takes on Silly Mao from the Start

Yan Bugui: “I don’t know! I came out and saw Silly Zhu beating up Silly Mao. I was completely stunned!”

Xu Damao: “Grandpa He, I’ll never dare to go against you again as long as I live.”

Yi Zhonghai: “I’d been counting on Silly Zhu to look after me in my old age, but I ended up being paraded through the streets.”

Granny Deaf: “Good boy, why did you give me something so hard to eat? Ah, my tooth fell out!”

Qin Huairu: “If only I’d married Zhu back then.”

Bang Geng