Cultivating Immortality the Cautious Way: I Have a Beast-Taming Panel

【Traditional Xianxia + Family Cultivation + Keeping a Low Profile】 After a con artist posing as a matchmaker fleeces him for food and drink, leaving him penniless, Lu Qing's pent-up anger triggers memories of his past life. He discovers that his bonded spiritual treasure is actually an advanced smartphone, and the only app on it is a beast-taming pen. 【Equip a Thunderhawk + a Thunder Source Fruit to gain 1 Thunder Spiritual Root fragment and one wisp of pure thunder-attribute spiritual energy each day (for 30 days)】 【Equip a Spiritmilk Turtle + spirit milk to gain a high-grade magical artifact, the Turtle Nether Armor, and one low-grade spirit essence each day (for 30 days)】 【Equip a Purple Kite + Blazing Yang Extreme Flame to gain one fourth-tier Phoenix Parasol spiritual-root sapling and a measure of phoenix-blood rain each day (for 30 days)】 【Equip...】 A thousand years later, Lu Qing stands atop the Ascension Platform, and his title, Beast-Taming Heavenly Venerable, resounds throughout the entire Lingxu Realm.