NBA: A Wembanyama-Type Player Who Trash-Talks and Never Misses

Reborn in 2011, CBA youth-team player Fang Lan shot up in height, gaining Wembanyama's height, wingspan, and weight. Yet Fang Lan, who had always been used as a center, failed to meet his coach's expectations. Youth team coach: “Fang Lan, how many times have I told you to bulk up? Forget it. With a build like yours, you're not suited for basketball. You're fired.” Fang Lan: “Really? That's great news. I hereby announce that I'm entering this year's NBA draft.” At last, the day he'd been waiting for arrived, and the System activated. Drafted by the Timberwolves and switched to the power forward position as a stretch four, Fang Lan began to dominate the NBA. “Getting past you is like crossing an empty street at dawn.” “Even my grandma could win a championship with him.” With Fang Lan's relentless trash talk, the underdog Timberwolves pulled off a stunning run all the way to the championship. Kobe: “His trash talk reminds me of that old bastard.” LeBron: “You know, Fang Lan is my brother... This summer, I'm taking my talents to the Timberwolves.” Curry: “Bro, please stop roasting me. Is it really fair to bully a grade-schooler like this?” Fang Lan said, “We're rivals on the court, but we get along great off it. I love these guys, and I'm close with their families too.” Vanessa, Savannah, Ayesha... all liked the post in turn.