Name: The Real Heiress Doesn't Do Face-Slapping Anymore, She Just Wants to Spank His Ass
Author: Tomato Tofu Egg

Synopsis

[Transmigration + the real and fake heiresses + face-slapping wish fulfillment + no romance + no golden finger + absolutely no forgiveness]

Jiang Mingqiu was a bodyguard. While protecting a celebrity who liked going to bars in the middle of the night, her vision went black and she died of overwork in the most abrupt way imaginable.

Then her vision went bright again, and she transmigrated, just as abruptly.

Looking at the impoverished surroundings, she initially thought she was headed down the farming route, or would slap down awful relatives and reach the pinnacle of life.

Just as she was worrying that all she had was brute strength, and that apart from being able to fight she was useless, half a month later a luxury car arrived, along with a butler. Well, turns out she was the real heiress, and this was going to be a real-and-fake-heiress story.

But this family showed not a trace of affection for the body she inhabited, only malice. Let’s see what’s going on with this family.

A mother who swings between guilt and a hostile attitude

A hypocritical father who puts on a false show of virtue

A spiteful older brother who favors only the fake heiress

A brainless, complete fool of a younger brother

A fussy, affected fake-heiress younger sister

Even the relatives on both her parents’ sides were full of malice toward her.

Jiang Mingqiu stuck to the principle of not bothering anyone who didn’t bother her. After beating everyone flat, she glimpsed part of the truth: human nature is truly far too ugly.

Luckily, luckily, she wasn’t the original owner of the body.

The female lead isn’t a good person. She just has some principles. Outside those principles, she follows none of the rules she doesn’t believe in.

Content warnings

1. The views expressed in this story do not represent the author’s views.

2. I can’t fight, so all the fights are made up.

3. This is a revenge-against-society story, a revenge-against-society story, a revenge-against-society story.

4. Face-slapping is no fun. When it comes to humiliation, a smack on the ass is even better.

Other names

Why Can't I Learn to Stop Messing with the Real Heiress?怎么就学不会别惹真千金Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

133Chapters

11Reads · 30 days

28.5kReads · all time

5.0Score

3Listens

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