Watermelon Eats Watermelon

At first, a mysterious man was sitting at home. He picked up a watermelon, ready to eat it with a spoon. As he ate, he realized his stomach hurt, so he hurried out into the courtyard and looked around. Then he rushed to the bathroom, panicking and afraid that the spoon would turn into a watermelon. He quickly locked himself inside the watermelon. Then he heard shrill screams coming from all around outside it, and became even more panicked... Hahaha.

A laboratory of the future? A dream merchant? A bizarre tale of schizophrenia? A bizarre tale from someone in perfectly good mental health... If you like it, please help spread the word, my darlings! ❤️

Okay, the traffic is back to normal. I’ll try my best to restore the first 60 chapters (working hard on restoring them). I’ve gotten a lot of them back so far. I’ll sort out the rest later. If lots of people read this, maybe a bunch of the normal content will still be lost, hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.