Siheyuan: It All Began When Bang Geng Stole a Chicken

I was watching a TV drama when a web-novel plot got mixed into it, and I became He Yuzhu. Bang Geng stole a chicken. What does that have to do with me? Why not send him to the lockup for reform? Qin Huairu won't pay me back? Then we'll trade steamed buns for steamed buns. The Jia family won't trap me, and Qin Huairu won't become my wife either. Compared to Qin Huairu, I prefer Qin Jingru. She's young and beautiful, and most importantly, she listens. Whatever I ask her to do, she does. As long as there's money, anything goes. Lou Xiao'e, Qin Jingru, Ran Qiuyue, Yu Haitang, and even Yu Li: which one of them isn't beautiful? Why hang myself from just one tree? Giving up an entire forest for one crooked tree just isn't worth it.