After Being Reborn, I Clung to My Powerful Patron

After being reborn, I immediately chose to cling to the golden thigh beside me. Unfortunately, there were a ton of powerful people surrounding my golden thigh.

The cool, handsome female general, Qin Leyun: "Ji An'an, stay behind me. You'll be a hero in this battle."

The gentle, considerate talented woman, Gu Hua: "Why wouldn't I be allowed to pick you up outside the palace gates?"

The noble and benevolent Princess Rong: "If you don't betray me, I will protect you."

The ruthless mute girl, A Ning: "I'll get rid of everyone who threatens you."

The beautiful and brilliant empress, a master physician: "Since I've taken you as my disciple, I will protect you."

I only meant to cling to a golden thigh, but somehow, I became the golden thigh myself!

Content warning: The protagonist doesn't have much plot armor.