Everyone's Evil, and I'm the Only One Truly Insane

Chu Qianyi: What about the blurb? Some Author: Haven’t thought of one yet. (Indecisive) Chu Qianyi: Why not? Some Author: Because I don’t know what to write. (Still indecisive) Chu Qianyi clicked her tongue. “Just write that the protagonist of this book is loved by everyone, makes flowers bloom wherever she goes, and makes cars blow out their tires just by looking at them. She’s as gentle as water and as beautiful as a goddess...” (Ten thousand words omitted.) “Got it?” Some Author nodded. “Got it.” (Starts writing...) [The protagonist of this book may be beautiful, but she’s ruthless, cruel to the extreme, utterly wicked, monstrously evil, and completely unreasonable...] Chu Qianyi’s eyes welled with tears. “When have I ever been like that?” Some Author: “Oh, and you’re great at putting on an act, too.” Chu Qianyi: “...” There’s romance. Run, everyone!