[AI generated] [The Analects of Confucius + hilarious + scheming + relaxed + Zheng Ge + winning bamboo shoots + not doing human things]
Qin Feng inexplicably traveled to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shihuang.
So the two started a funny daily battle of wits and courage.
(Adapted from "Da Qin: First Emperor, I Really Didn't Deceive You" by King Qin Raozhu)