War of Resistance: I Don't Play by the Rules, and the Japanese Are Losing It

Zhang Ping'an transmigrated to 1941 and became a Communist Party intelligence agent operating undercover in Zichang County, Sanjin Province. He was also bound to a Super Warehouse System.

“Zombie pig with a disease, stored for 20 years after dying under mysterious circumstances! System: One bite won't kill you, but eat too much and you'll definitely die!”

“Dog meat with traces of rat poison? System: Dog meat is delicious. One bite and you'll go straight to paradise!”

“Defective artillery shells with excessive firepower? System: Go ahead and use them. One shot and they'll never make a sound again!”

Looking at all the bizarre items in the System's warehouse, Zhang Ping'an was overjoyed. He decided to stop acting like a human being.

The Japanese are short on meat and cooking oil?

Zhang Ping'an: “Come on over! Twenty zombie pigs, guaranteed to satisfy!”

The puppet troops are short on ammunition?

Zhang Ping'an: “Shells and bullets, we've got it all. Any problems, and you can return them for a full refund!”

The Communist Party is short on money and ammunition?

Zhang Ping'an: “Leader, here's a hundred truckloads of supplies to get you started. Let me know if you need more!”

Ever since the Japanese got Zhang Ping'an, their backs stopped aching and their legs stopped going lame, while their annual non-combat casualties kept climbing.

Yasuhiko Okamura: “Ping'an, I'm under so much pressure right now. There's a bad element in our ranks!”

Zhang Ping'an: “Huh? Uh-huh, I know!!!”