Interstellar Livestream: Our Ancestors Sure Had a Lot of Fun

Content warning: The author is a student and can’t guarantee regular updates. One sweltering summer, System 0625’s fish-eye malfunctioned, and by sheer coincidence, it linked itself to Shuang Quan’s phone. And so, voices from Earth traveled across the galaxy into an interstellar age where the stars had long since shifted. Shuang Quan scrolled through short videos: 【Summer Drinks: Iced Fresh Lemonade】 The descendants of the stars: This looks and tastes so much better than nutrient solution! But where do you get lemons? Watching 【When Will Bullets Turn into Doves?】, Shuang Quan said: “Oh no, that one got me.” The people of the stars: We’d had a feeling, but it’s still sobering to realize that our ancestors’ era wasn’t peaceful everywhere, either. Watching 【Amazing Animal City: “Daji”】 The people of the stars: We’re so jealous! Why did our ancestors’ planet have so many adorable creatures? After scrolling through silly videos, the descendants of the stars realized that their ancestors had been completely unhinged! Shuang Quan: Just as I thought! AI can’t replace humans! …