Siheyuan: I'm Qin Huairu, and From the Start, My Husband Is Dead

It all started with an online argument! Someone tracked him down through the internet and cracked him over the head with a jar. Even worse, he could have been saved, but the System forcibly made him transmigrate. Then it turned out they had the wrong person! His manhood was gone, his body was cremated, and there was no going back. Anyone there? I'm in a real hurry! He looks at Jia Dongxu's corpse, then at Jia Zhangshi with her fat face and loud, foul-mouthed ranting. What is he supposed to do? But I used to be a man! Aaaaaah! Since there's no going back, he might as well go completely wild. Smack! He gives Jia Zhangshi a huge slap right from the start!