My Childhood Friend Can’t Hide His Love! He Turns Around and Kisses His Sweetheart Senseless

At three, Zhuo Yue tugged at Chu Shuangshuang and asked in a childish lisp, “Shuangshuang, will you marry me when we grow up?” At six, Zhuo Yue grabbed Chu Shuangshuang and demanded angrily, “My mom says you’re going to be my wife someday. I won’t let you play with other boys. Do you hear me?” … At seventeen, Zhuo Yue gave Chu Shuangshuang a ride on his bike and asked in a hesitant, indistinct voice, “Shuangshuang, do you still remember our promise from when we were little?” At eighteen, Zhuo Yue cornered Chu Shuangshuang against a wall and asked, drunk and slurring, “Shuangshuang, do you really not remember our promise?” At twenty-two, Zhuo Yue lay on top of Chu Shuangshuang and said, his voice weary and content, “Shuangshuang, this is wonderful. You’re finally mine!” At twenty-seven, two little dumplings pushed Zhuo Yue out of the bedroom and said in their childish voices, “Daddy, Mommy says she’s sleeping with us tonight. You have to sleep in the study!” Zhuo Yue picked up one little dumpling in each hand and said with a roguish grin, “Your mommy got it wrong. She said you two have to sleep by yourselves. My wife can only sleep with me…”