I’m Eighty-Eight, with Wrinkles and Missing Teeth

Name: I’m Eighty-Eight, with Wrinkles and Missing Teeth
Author: Just an Ordinary Citizen

穿成老妇八十八，满脸皱纹还掉牙

by Just an Ordinary Citizen (咱就是一个老百姓)

Status: Completed
Length: 205k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Wang Xiaoxiao was an ordinary member of the general public.

At eighteen, the prime of her youth, she transmigrated into the body of an eighty-eight-year-old woman with no teeth.

Becoming an old woman was bad enough, but she also had to wear the face of an eighty-eight-year-old while the System rushed her to flirt with beastmen and boost her performance, which meant extending her lifespan.

To stay alive, Wang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to swallow her pride and work hard at flirting with handsome men!

Unfortunately, she didn’t manage to charm any handsome men. First, she flirted with a giant tortoise that couldn’t turn itself over, then she somehow ended up flirting with five giant eggs that hadn’t hatched yet.

Eventually, she went out once and ran into three bat beastmen who flew around in broad daylight. Then, while shopping for groceries, she met a fellow countryman who liked to hold up his delicate pinkie and could live comfortably off collecting rent every day.

And so, in the midst of this miserable life, the giant tortoise she’d met eventually turned into a powerful figure of high status, while the five giant eggs sitting in her home hatched into five exceptionally talented, devastatingly handsome men.

The bat beastmen she met became her most loyal friends...

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