【Fake transmigration into a book + goofy, drama-loving heroine + scheming tea-loving male lead + adorable goofy kid + light mystery and murder hunt + devoted to each other】
The moment Lin Xiran opened her eyes, her own son was there to wake her up.
“Mother, Mother, you lazy little pig!”
“Mother, Mother, hurry up and wake up!
“If you’re late, you’ll really be off to the afterlife.
“If Dad finds out, I’m doomed.”
Lin Xiran: You really are a fine son of mine.
When his real father got beaten up, her good son couldn’t help piping up again:
“Oh no, oh no, OMG, Dad’s getting beaten up~”
His father: Having you is such a blessing!
It was bad enough that her son was ridiculously goofy. Her villainous husband was also a drama queen who clung to her.
In the original book, he had been a cool, refined villain who acted swiftly and ruthlessly.
Now he looked utterly aggrieved, his eyes always red as he pitifully begged for cuddles to feel better.
If she refused, he’d show off his tea-making skills.
“I understand. Shanshan just doesn’t want to get close to her legal husband, and she certainly doesn’t want to sleep with him. What could Shanshan possibly have done wrong?”
Lin Xiran: I’ve had my fill of tea, and now I’m dizzy! Off you go, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out~
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She only joined the variety show for parents and kids to save the day.
She never expected to let loose and go completely off the rails.
The director was so upset he nearly cried, so Lin Xiran quickly handed him a little tissue to wipe away his tears.
When the guests couldn’t think of a prompt, Lin Xiran instantly transformed into Da: “Erkang, so I’ve been your stand-in all along! You didn’t even know my name was ‘Rose’~”
The director wanted to confiscate the seafood they had gathered themselves?
Delicate, frail Lin Daiyu cleared out the director’s entire storeroom!
Director: Please, can someone come and tame this monster!
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But why did going on a variety show for parents and kids turn into a life-or-death escape?
So Lin Xiran was forced to begin her journey of self-rescue
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May the morning flowers bloom as Xiran waits for your return.