
I Refuse to Be a Short-Lived Cannon Fodder: Behold, the Beloved Goofball King
短命炮灰我不当,化身团宠沙雕王
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Sweet article, sweet article~you won't suffer any loss after reading it, and you won't be fooled after reading it~~ We are the favorites of our star group, Lu Chensheng will be the father of the new year! ! ! (There is true love in the world, and leaving a comment is love [laughs] If the sky is in love, the sky is also old. How about writing a book review [I'm about to cry]) No time! I must take all the babies on the highway! ! [Anger]
There are so many funny jokes and the writing is very smooth. A few words can create a very distinct image: for example, a gentle and gentle senior brother who is very "man and wife", or a quiet and deep master's aura. It's great. It's a happy micro-group where no one dies. It's like we are saved. It's really beautiful! Yan Wangxing is lively, bright, playful and cute, with a very young look. Full of vigor and life, sometimes like a kitten, sometimes hiding divinity. Lu Chensheng is also jealous all the time. He is really handsome👍. To put it nicely, he is thoughtful, but to put it bluntly, he is full of calculations. Sometimes she is full of feelings, sometimes she is dark and possessive. But he really loves his wife and is a textbook good man. When everything is fine, you hug your waist and touch your little hands, kiss your forehead and lean on your shoulders. This is simply a textbook for chasing your wife (taking advantage of it). His wife cuddles and hugs him, and even covers his eyes when he sleeps on the same bed. The interactive chapters in the book are very long, and it is so sweet that my friends will bleed. The natural old married couple look, the paranoid dad style paired with beautiful wood is a fairy tale. The intimate interactions between Wangxing and Xiaolu are particularly natural and comfortable. When describing purification or fighting scenes, the visuals are super strong and shocking. He is naturally stupid at everything, and even more powerful if he is not enlightened. The dampness evaporates immediately when it encounters the sun! The wife said nothing about her love rival, and the smoky path was suddenly purified. It's so cute. They are really the nameless couple that I have seen interact the most so far. They kept posting when they were not in love. When Wangxing was forced to wake up, they kissed all the time and even gave others baths! Moreover, the young lovers have a very strange thing called "soul texture" that can detect each other's vital signs and so on. The description by the author Mommy is even more exciting. The pattern of Wangxing makes the face more lively and lively; the pattern of Xiaolu shows coldness and wildness. To put it bluntly, he is pure and handsome. Wow, they match so well. What a perfect match for the two faces. Including the magic weapon that I got from the alley behind that can't be used without thinking about the other person all the time, it's so sweet! Only after the official confession can we get a glimpse of Lu Chensheng's repressed love. Love without hesitation, a kiss like flesh and blood, truly fell on Yan Wangxing's lips and turned into an extremely oppressive tenderness. However, "when Yan Wangxing touched his pain, his heart twitched with pain." At this moment, true love emerged, and he really understood the best of the other person. Including Wang Xing's death and waking up seven years later, the two met their old love rival after being together for a while. In addition to jealousy, there is also the kind of person who longs for love and is humble, asking his wife how much she occupies in his heart. Right, so right. "He is crazy and suffering from this. His overwhelming love is an obsession that was born seven years ago." The article writes about past scars. "He is extremely distressed and stupid to death. It is only today that he finally understands that he is an inner demon that is indelible and long-lasting in flesh and blood." The sentence "I love you" is the most profound mantra. Two people love each other deeply and feel sorry for each other. "The deepest love is that you don't want to see the other person suffer a little bit." What's particularly impressive is that the two people really feel sorry for each other, understand each other, and feel a sense of admiration and envy. Finally facing the big boss, the young couple, who were covered in blood, struggled to resist. They went crazy but controlled themselves not to hurt their lover Xiao Lu; Wangxing, who was hurt all by himself, wanted to drink Xiao Lu's blood to heal his injuries. "He knows what Lu Chensheng's words refer to, and he also feels sorry for the worries and fears that have weighed on Lu Chensheng's heart for many years. Out of love comes worry, and out of love comes fear." But the big battle scenes written by the author are really exciting! It's just that the young lovers love each other very much. I wish Yan Wangxing Lu a long life together and never be separated. I wish everyone in the sect always stay together! Finally, I would like to stop with the following. In fact, it was only after reading the extra that I truly understood him completely. In the book, Wen Zhi is a lone star of evil and is left out, while in reality Wen Wan is a patriarchal person and is harshly criticized. The fate of the two of them is always one step away from each other, and bad luck leaves them with regrets everywhere. Wen Zhi may have really only been left with himself from the moment he killed his sister in a controlled life.
I have read both of the author's books. The plot is good and the writing is good. I recommend reading [Sending Hearts]
It's really beautiful. At first I thought it was just a love story between two male protagonists, but later on I realized that this is actually a group portrait novel. Everyone in the book has their own story, and everyone is very vivid. They are not only supporting characters, they are also the protagonists. As for Xingxing and Lu Chensheng, their daily lives are really warm and loving, and they both love each other very much. I really like this book, and it's worth reading. I don't know why the score is still so low now, but everyone really shouldn't be affected by the score. You won't lose money if you invest in it. Babies who like to read group portraits can just close their eyes and read in! Babies who like to watch love cookies can just close their eyes and watch it! ! Watching it after many days is still very good
The writing is very comfortable, like the sultry evening after the rainy season in summer and the fireflies flying in the reeds. To be honest, the writing style and artistic conception are much better than most of Tomato's mindless and high-scoring character design novels. The descriptions in the article are also very artistic. I don't know why the score is only about 8 points. I'm impressed. The characters are quite likable, and the supporting characters are not just tools to complement the protagonist. Everyone has a distinct personality, and there is a feeling that maybe they will live a good life after the novel. No merits, no faults. For me, one of the great advantages is that the writing style is really comfortable.
I came here to comment after thinking about it for a long time. This book is really good. Unlike all the novels I have read in the past, the author did not spend a lot of space describing the protagonist, but slowly unfolded it, allowing the whole world to appear in front of the readers. It seemed that we were people from another world seeing a group of people from another world through dimensions. I wanted the story to be shorter so that they could get over their hardships quickly, but I didn't want it to be short. I wanted to know what else was going on in their world, the protagonist's final feelings for his parents, and whether there was ever a blind date with the right person. I wanted to know a lot, but when I read it to the end, I was very satisfied. At least they were all alive and well, and they were still sitting together and joking, and everyone was happy. That would be great.
Oops, why doesn't Tomato have a 0.5 Point system? Let's give it 4.5 Points. Overall, the book is good-looking. I also like the author's micro-group portraits. Everyone has their own personality and different experiences. It's a very vivid group of people. But the beauty is that sometimes it is a bit rhetorical and pretentious, which makes the context look a bit strange, especially when describing the psychological state and interaction between the protagonists. However, this aspect is very good when describing the environment. The author describes every environment. It's spot on. It's grand when it should be grand, quiet when it should be silent, and bleak when it should be. The plot is also very interlocking, and the whole thing is not cliché. It can be seen that it has been carefully crafted. Although there are some small bugs, it does not affect the viewing. The foreshadowing is very good. Some seemingly random sentences in the front actually have plot correspondences later. When watching it, you will suddenly remember, oh, there is already foreshadowing earlier. I recommend it. Come on, author, the more you write, the better
Coming from the previous book, the plot is still as interesting as ever, the writing is not bad, and it is very interesting. Will you finish this book before school starts? I can't watch anymore after school starts [I'm about to cry][I'm about to cry][I'm about to cry]
Junior brother is so possessive, so astringent hehe, Xing Bao is so cute, the little couple is sweeter than anything else [Blow kiss][Blow kiss]
When I read this book, I was surprised to find that the first book written by the author was the first book I published a review on when I came to Tomato. Losing money can be considered a kind of fate. The author's big book is also very nice. The style of this book is still very similar to the first one. The friendship is beautifully portrayed and the love is detailed. When I read it, I really felt that the atmosphere was very charming and the environment was really amazing and beautiful. Even though I still feel like I suddenly fell in love with it in the emotional line, maybe I didn't read it carefully enough. The overall pace of the book is also relatively slow, probably because the book is relatively long and the pace is too slow, and most of them are emotional scenes, which can make it a bit boring. If you like to read delicate and long-lasting water, this is a great book. It is also a micro-group portrait work that is particularly well-drawn and made me shed a lot of tears. In the finale, everyone has a good ending. Everyone lives together happily, just like the best ending in a fairy tale. I hope that in the distant parallel time and space, we and they can always be happy.