So Satisfying! I Have a System and a Full Storehouse of Meat on the Road to Exile

Top student Li Zizi had just graduated from college. On her first day at work, she was hit with a deadly question: 1+1=2. A group of adorable little kids then proceeded to beat her senseless. She transmigrated into the body of Li Zizi, the prime minister's legitimate eldest daughter. Her mother had died young, and she was a spineless pushover who was often left hungry. From the start, she was set up to marry Han Zhanyun, her future brother-in-law. On her wedding day, she used a few clever arguments to send the prime minister's wife and the wicked old crone to a family temple a hundred li away, where they would pray for ten years and kneel for six hours every day. Her arguments also helped her maternal uncle move Li Zizi's mother's dowry out of the prime minister's residence and back to his own home. Everyone in the capital knew that Han Zhanyun was handsome. Li Zizi had never imagined that such good fortune could fall into her lap. Her brother-in-law was a handsome, muscular man and a renowned general. But who knew there was no such thing as a handsome man for free? Marrying him meant being exiled three thousand li away. No matter how handsome he was, it couldn't make up for the hardships of exile, or the hunger and watery vegetable soup. Who could have guessed that on their wedding night, the two of them would join forces to rob the imperial treasury, open a portal to their spatial realm, then make a detour to the prime minister's residence and loot its entire treasure vault, right down to the shelves? Before her exile, she had to say goodbye to her maternal grandmother. While her eyes were still red, she might as well rob the treasure vault of the prime minister's wife's family too. There was plenty of room in her spatial realm, after all. Why should she have to eat tree bark on the way to exile? Her spatial realm had a spiritual spring, and its treasures could be traded for a barn full of meat. Open-air barbecue was delicious, sizzling with fat. But who could have known that she would fall for him on the way to exile? Well, they might as well consummate their marriage while they were at it…