On Our Wedding Night, I Felt My Wife’s Zombie Fangs

【No System + One Heroine + Slow Pace + Traditional Xuanhuan + Sweet Everyday Moments + A Sharp-Tongued Hero Who Is Decisive and Never Takes a Loss + Starts Out in a BOSS Village. The blurb doesn't do it justice, so read the story!】 Would you believe me if I said I found a peerlessly beautiful wife in my own courtyard? On our wedding night, in a daze, Li Chengfeng felt his wife's zombie fangs! And that's not all. She seemed to have a fox's tail. No, wait, a snake's tail! “My wife seems a little... unusual!” But whatever she is, even if a female ghost shows up tonight, she isn't leaving! After their wedding night, his wife's identity gradually comes to light, and it gets more and more unbelievable! Li Chengfeng: “Wifey, your parents are terrifying. How about you go to their place with our child? I'm afraid I can't handle them.” “Husband, what nonsense are you talking about? Is there anyone in this world you can't handle? Show them your master's token and they'll beg you to marry me.” Li Chengfeng married the greatest beauty under heaven, but the ex-girlfriend who once abandoned him showed up with an air of superiority. “I've changed my mind. Let's get back together!” Li Chengfeng: “Sure. Then let's go back to how things were at the very beginning.” “The very beginning?” “I mean, you can cripple your cultivation first and go back to being that little weakling you were.” “Impossible!” “Exactly, impossible. So why are you spouting nonsense? Liars have to swallow a thousand needles, you know.”