Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang, Master of Modern Firearms

Tang Xu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West, replacing Tang Sanzang and activating the Infinite Weapons System.

From that moment on, Tang Sanzang becomes Tang Three Funerals.

When the little demons beg for mercy, Tang Xu whips out a Gatling gun, transforms into the “Namo Gatling Bodhisattva,” and gives them his warmest blessing.

When a Demon King blocks his way, Tang Xu levels the place with a Tsar Bomba, letting the kings experience the love of nuclear peace.

When he faces the Bull Demon King, a thousand zhang tall, Tang Xu brings out an anti-star cannon and gives him a taste of what it means to “leave the surface.”

When faced with Tathagata Buddha, whose true form is larger than a planet, Tang Xu whips out a two-dimensional foil and instantly offers the Buddha the ultimate experience in flattening.

When it comes to those dazzling fairies and demonesses, Tang Xu keeps his composure and recites, “Form is emptiness.” But the AK-47 and rocket launcher at his waist are anything but empty.

The monkey raises his staff to kill a demon, and Tang Xu hurriedly warns him, “Monks must not kill indiscriminately.” Then he turns around and blows the demon's head off with one shot. Compassion in his words, no mercy in his actions.

When the pig-headed disciple tries to flirt with a demoness, Tang Xu slaps him aside and steps in himself.

“Disciples, I have chosen your dharma names. From today on, you are Sun the Punisher, Zhu Eightfold, and Kill Them All!”