Honghuang: Everyone Went Mad After Hearing My Thoughts

Qing Xuzi transmigrated into the Primordial World and found himself attached to a bone that may or may not have belonged to anyone in particular.

On the day he took human form, the Three Pure Ones fought over him, and he ultimately ended up with Tongtian, becoming Tongtian's first disciple.

At the same time, a System claiming to be a perfectly respectable System bound itself to Qing Xuzi.

And so began his many creative ways of courting death.

Tongtian: Let your master take a break.

Qing Xuzi: I'll give it my all. I'm almost at the Great Luo realm. Better beat me to death.

The Three Pure Ones had beaten Qing Xuzi so often that they were traumatized. Who wouldn't be, when beating him once increased his cultivation by a level, and dying once sent him straight up an entire major realm?

Just as Qing Xuzi thought he would go on enjoying his days like this forever,

the System delivered a Primordial World version of a nuclear bomb: Chaos True Fire.

Hongjun: He's going to die. We can't let him turn the table. He must be eliminated.

Qing Xuzi: How about some merit from the Great Dao?

And so he registered humanity with the Great Dao, making them a Chaos race born and raised in the Primordial World.

Hongjun: …

One day, Qing Xuzi suddenly discovered that the System's second function had activated, letting him earn points for a Shop System.

And so he began a Primordial World version of Buy Now, Pay Later.

Keep earning, keep owing. Pay it off, then owe more…

It wasn't until Qing Xuzi became invincible that he realized he had no secrets at all. The System had been broadcasting his innermost thoughts for years.

The damnable second System function was simply to make sure he had no secrets in his heart.