The Mythical Skeleton King of the Late Han Dynasty Is Me

After winning five million yuan, Yuan Shu transmigrated to the mythical late Han Dynasty. He discovered that strategists’ magic could destroy heaven and earth, while generals were like human nuclear bombs. But with an awakened System and the talent of the top-tier Skeleton King, Yuan Shu wasn’t worried: he could summon historical figures and resurrect creatures that had just died.

From the start, his very first summon was Huo Qubing. The GOAT.

You want me to write poetry? Sorry, but let me show you what a 21st-century Chinese student knows.

Li Yuanba? Since I drew him, I suppose I’ll take him. But Yuanba, you eat an awful lot.

What? Lü Bu just died? No problem, I’ll resurrect the God of War, Lü Bu. “Your humble servant Lü Bu is willing to brave fire and water for you, my adoptive father.”

Genghis Khan shouted, “We surrender! We surrender!” Why did the enemy’s numbers keep growing the more they fought? The soldiers who had just fallen in battle had all been resurrected and joined the enemy. They couldn’t win. There was simply no way to win.

Many years later, Yuan Shu gazed at the undead Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, Emperor Taizong of Tang, and Emperor Taizu of Song behind him. Pointing his sword west, he ordered, “Go, wipe out those barbarians who don’t even speak our language.”