I'm Beautiful and Kind, Just a Little Mentally Ill

[Goofy comedy + memes + mental illness + variety show + no-brainer] Qiao Xiyan dies from overwork and is reborn as an actress who gave up her career to be a full-time housewife for love. Her husband, Tan Zhouying, has feelings for someone else and won’t even pay a penny toward her medical bills. To get back their marital assets, Qiao Xiyan immediately starts livestreaming and arguing with her scumbag husband’s fans: “Parents are to blame when their children aren’t taught right. If you’re insulting people, that’s on me.” “Your brain’s smaller than a melon seed, and you’re still running over here to talk to me? Get lost.” “You’ve got a screw loose and a hole in your heart. I suggest you call 120 and get yourself hauled away.” Her barrage of insults scares the scumbag’s fans into retreat, and they flee in disarray. To make money, Qiao Xiyan and Tan Zhouying appear together on a relationship reality show called Should We Get Divorced? On the very first day, she reveals that Tan Zhouying poops a lot, poops fast, and has unusually bright-colored poop. Everyone shakes their heads in disbelief. When the director asks her a question, she answers earnestly, “Compared with my current husband, I prefer Best Actor Huo Yujin. He’s 188 centimeters tall, has eight-pack abs you can admire all you want, and he’s insanely energetic.” When faced with a sobbing fake innocent, she hits her with the truth. “How much is your pride worth? If you really want me to stop being mad, give me more money. My wallet’s looking a little empty lately.” When faced with a Qing dynasty holdover, she strikes back hard. “Young lady, did that hurt? I’ll take you somewhere nice to rest.” As soon as she finishes speaking, she throws a punch, then another, bam bam... Qiao Xiyan’s actions make people suspect she has a mental illness. After an examination, it turns out she really is mentally ill. From then on, whenever she doesn’t know what to do, she goes crazy first. After all, she has a certificate proving she’s mentally ill. What the hell does she have to fear?