Pangpang Is Back: Slaying Gods? That's Easy as Pie

I’m Pang Pang, the boy the whole internet couldn’t stop mourning. I’m back from the dead! In this life, the game descends upon reality. Once a top-tier player who dominated everything, I change class into an archer from the start and awaken the one and only Pangu-tier talent: [Immortal Grip of Divine Punishment!] Every basic attack permanently increases my health! Every basic attack deals true damage based on a percentage of my health! And so, a bug-level archer takes the world by storm. My health is unfathomable! My damage reaches the heavens! One day, when gods and demons bent on destroying the world tear open a rift and descend upon reality, a figure with a longbow slung across his back stands in their way. “Be good and let me get one basic attack in.” There’s nothing in this world that a basic attack can’t solve. And if there is, just attack a few more times! Those who once deceived, betrayed, and hurt me will pay a thousandfold, ten-thousandfold!!!