One Pop of Popcorn, and I Popped a Hole Through a Spy Satellite

Name: One Pop of Popcorn, and I Popped a Hole Through a Spy Satellite
Author: Chilled Orange

蹦个爆米花，把间谍卫星蹦穿了

by Chilled Orange (冰镇橙子)

Status: Completed
Length: 130k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Military-industrial black tech + Livestreaming + Courtroom + Comedy + No heroine】 At a military tribunal. Judge: “How did you end up here?” Shang Lu: “I was making popcorn…” Judge: “Making popcorn can get you sent to a military tribunal?” Shang Lu: “I accidentally popped a hole through a satellite…” ？？？ The crowd stares in disbelief at a cannon the size of a basketball court, labeled 【Star Destroyer】. They are utterly stunned. “You call that a popcorn maker?” “It heats things, makes a noise, and launches stuff. Why wouldn't it be?” From the start, he runs a food processing factory and gets an Emotion-Based Black Tech System. Earn emotional points, and he can unlock more black tech for use in food processing. To save his food processing factory from going bankrupt, Shang Lu finds himself going further and further down the road to a military tribunal. He uses an 【Electromagnetic Laser Cannon】 as a popcorn maker and pops a hole through a spy satellite. He takes a 【Nuclear-Powered Desert Submarine】 out to harvest seafood, catching a whole bunch of spies hiding in the sand. He uses a 【Plasma Lightsaber】 to open coconuts, setting off a spy reconnaissance drone hidden in a tree. … The Eagle Nation is tearing its hair out: “Put him on trial! Put him on trial and throw the book at him! You’ve launched a star destroyer, and you still call this a food processing factory?” The Strategic Deception Bureau: “Maybe their customs are different. This is just what food processing factories are like in our Dragon Nation!”

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