Quick Transmigration: I Fall for Every Tragic Hero I Try to Save

【Quick Transmigration + Golden Finger + No Fixed Couple + Gorgeous, Hilarious Heroine + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Sweet Romance + Accumulating Good Karma】 She’s selected by the Quick Transmigration Bureau and earns points and good karma by completing missions, all so she can be born into a good family in her next life. She’s going to work hard for it! System: How come everyone else does quick transmigration, but you’re the only one who takes it so slowly? Wei Mi: I am trying! (wipes drool) System: You’re just lusting after their bodies! Slacking off on the clock! The System comes with its own golden finger, and the heroine is a goofy comedian with a running commentary full of snark. Wei Mi: Can I transmigrate into a Korean webtoon too? System: Stop talking! Shh! (Well...) Wei Mi: Look at this mission target, all aloof and untouchable. Let me go see what he’s like! System: Hey, hey! (Can’t watch, lights out.) The male leads will imagine their way into falling for her, love and fight each other, and go through hell trying to win her back. But in the end, each one will only dote on the heroine! The impoverished prince’s blind second son? Become his salvation! A glamorous squad leader with incredible combat skills in the apocalypse? How did she turn into a zombie? A beautiful young man held captive by an older man? That’s pretty exciting, but no way, that’s too twisted! A CEO who mistakes someone else for his first love? A full-service, groveling redemption arc, coming right up! The heroine’s lovesick, murderous younger brother? Wait, shouldn’t the older sister be the one who needs saving? The aloof master slays her for the sake of all living things. Why bother winning him over when they’re enemies from the start? Transmigrate into a fox raised by the villain? Then cultivate until she can take human form and seduce him! Supreme God: Your performance is excellent. What’s the secret to a 100% success rate? Wei Mi, proudly and loudly: I win my targets over with my goofy antics!