What to Do When You Get a Gold Digger Screening System

My girlfriend signed up with a song-and-dance troupe at a real estate company and wants to break up with me. Fine, I’ll let you go… Ding! The Gold-Digger Screening System has bound itself to me. Ever since I got the System, I’ve had to make a living as a simp… One day, I checked my bank balance and thought, forget it. I’m done simping… If I stop simping, why are all of you still coming after me? Honey, the baby has no milk to drink. Please come back! Honey, I’m about to give birth. I’m scared… What the hell? I told you a long time ago, I’m not taking responsibility…