Genshin Impact: Teyvat's Top Salesman Is Live Again

[Livestream Shopping!!!] [Dumb Comedy] [We Found a Little Bit of a Book Among All These Memes!] [Today I’m Craving Furina Again] [OOC Police, Keep Out] [No Harem, Okay? None!]

Here’s a joke: other people unlock all kinds of supernatural powers and world-defying skills when they transmigrate, but the System skill Li Kairan unlocks is...

Livestream shopping!

Li Kairan: “Tell me, what the heck am I supposed to do with livestream shopping?!”

System: “Why, livestream shopping, of course! :D”

Li Kairan: “Quack! No, I don’t want this! Quack! I want to become a god!”

System: “Streamer, streamer! Start your livestream!”

Keqing: “What is this livestream shopping thing?”

Ningguang: “Such... such an avant-garde approach to business warfare...”

Nahida: “This is truly a new kind of commercial activity. It’s worth learning from.”

Kaeya: “Hehe, I’ll give the streamer a follow!”

Hu Tao: “Kairan, Kairan! Help me sell some of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’s finest coffins!”

Zhongli: “Director, I’m afraid that’s not something we should be selling...”

Eula: “You place an order during the livestream, and it arrives at your door in seconds...”

Cyno: “Wait a second... How can the stuff you sell on livestream also come with canned knowledge?!”

Li Kairan: “Tsk, watching you play Genius Invokation TCG so much made me forget what you actually do for a living...”

Furina: “Streamer, streamer! Help me get the price of ketchup down!”

Clorinde: “Isn’t it already pretty cheap...?”

Life is hard, and Kairan sighs.

Come join the streamer and get up to some antics!