[Ultra-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Unhinged + Transmigration into a Book + Utter Nonsense + Showbiz + Meme References + Shameless]
[Unhinged Top-Tier Star + Unhinged CEO]
Jiang Chiyu transmigrated into a book.
She landed in the body of a doomed cannon-fodder character from The Movie Emperor's Runaway Darling. The moment she opened her eyes, she nearly got filmed in a rape video, and, hated by the entire internet, she was saddled with a sky-high contract penalty!
Her adoptive parents were monsters, and their biological daughter was even worse!
In her previous life, she struggled to survive as an orphan, finally got into Jing University, then died of leukemia. Was she really going to keep suppressing herself and entertaining everyone in this life, too?
No! No more holding back! Time to go completely off the rails!
If someone's made you mad, let it out! If you're annoyed, curse them out! If you can't take it, hit them!!
All of you can go to hell and explode!!
Fuck!!!!!!!
When she learns her agent wants her to play a clown on a variety show.
Jiang Chiyu: “I'm this beautiful. Who dares call me a joke? I'll shove a wine bottle up his ass and smash it in there! Interested in complimentary diamond inlays?”
On the show, she's asked what her dream is.
Jiang Chiyu: “In my next life, I want to be an octopus. If someone gets on my nerves, I can slap them eight times at once. Twice as much, sixteen slaps.”
She's asked if she has any friends.
Jiang Chiyu: “No. My standards for friends are pretty high. They need hemorrhoids, a knack for embarrassing themselves, a medical file, and the ability to spit.”
Red-haired idol: “Sister Yu! I've got hemorrhoids and I'm good at embarrassing myself! Do I meet your standards?”
Sweet, adorable actress: “Yu-yu! I can spit! I can spit! Ptooey!”
Unhinged CEO: “My psychiatric file is this thick, and I'm still an active mental patient. Do I qualify?”
Top comment: “Shocking! A top-tier male idol has hemorrhoids?”
Top comment: “A crazy woman with a nutcase? A match made in heaven!”
