One Disciple, One Talent: Is It Really So Strange to Become a God?

[Lighthearted + novel cultivation techniques + everyone thinks the protagonist is a big shot + no nerfing the protagonist + mastermind behind the scenes + taking disciples]

After dying from overwork, Qin Feng arrives on the Central Province Continent and becomes the greatest good-for-nothing in a hundred million years, unable to learn a single thing.

By chance, he awakens a disciple-recruiting System. Whenever his disciples learn a cultivation technique, Qin Feng receives a reward!

“Master, why don’t you fly us straight to the academy on your sword?”

“What’s so special about flying on a sword? One should keep one’s feet on the ground. Walking is good exercise, too!”

Lin Yu: “Tsk, that’s my master for you. He’d rather bake in the blazing sun with me than fail to set an example and teach me a lesson.”

“Ding! Your eldest disciple has comprehended the Nineteen Stances of Sword Qi. Congratulations, Host, the Nineteen Stances of Sword Qi has reached perfection!”

“Ding! Your second disciple has comprehended the Joyful Zen. Congratulations, Host, the Joyful Zen has reached perfection!”

“Ding! Your third disciple...”

Years later.

The lazy emperor Qin Feng lies in the arms of his disciples, now empresses, and sighs with feeling.

“Working hard? Never. I’ll never work hard in this life.”

“I don’t know how to cultivate, so I just lie flat. That’s the only way I can keep living like this.”