Name: Xuanhuan: My Childhood Friend Asked If I Wanted a Wife
Author: A Dream of Forgetting You

Synopsis

[Maxed-out comprehension + mostly everyday life + genius + swordsmanship + traditional fantasy + single heroine]

Jiang Fan transmigrates and becomes the third disciple of Pluck-Leaf Peak.

What should he do when people call him crazy from the start?

Jiang Fan says, “You're right.”

“But I'm not listening.”

Jiang Fan: “A gentleman can wait ten years to take revenge. I take revenge from dawn till dusk!”

Why do outer disciples sneak out in the middle of the night?

Why does the outer sect's wild black pig scream at night?

Jiang Ping: “I don't know anything!”

Then he learns that his good-for-nothing master plans to bring home a new wife, so he turns around and starts teaching him cheesy pickup lines:

“Eat my little pig liver, and from now on you'll be my sweetheart.”

“Eat my pig intestines, and from now on you'll be my little treasure.”

“Eat my pig brain, and from now on you'll be my little silly goose.”

“Eat my pork ribs, and from now on you'll be my little princess.”

His master believes every word, shouting that calling Jiang Fan “Master” is absolutely worth it.

Afterward, there's one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.

Good news: The cheesy pickup lines worked!

Bad news: His master beat him into the ground.

So Jiang Fan sneaks into the pleasure quarter with his thirteen-year-old junior sister to listen to music and enjoy themselves.

When they return to the mountain, his master is waiting with a dark expression.

Master: “My dear disciple, you really know how to show filial piety!”

“Today, I, Fang Xin, will kill my disciple to prove the Dao!”

Jiang Fan: “You old geezer, that's not fair! Just tell me, did you beat up your own filial son or not?”

With that, he turns and runs...

(The blurb doesn't do it justice. Please read the story.)

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