After the Top Scholar from a Thousand Years Ago Took Over My Body

Good news: the top scorer possessed me.

Bad news: the top scorer is from a thousand years ago.

Faced with my five-point essay, the teacher calls me unpatriotic.

The top scholar gives a scornful smile and writes without stopping.

When the results come out, he gets a big fat zero.

“Why won't they let me write poetry? And what in the world are physics and biology?”

The top scholar refuses to accept it. “Just you wait. I'll call in some backup.”

So Einstein and Mendel both show up!