After watching a drama, Ji Chengxun was so furious she couldn't sleep. If you asked why, she just couldn't stand the way the First Wife taught the heroine how to behave: everyone is equal above her, but beneath her, the class hierarchy is crystal clear. She'd pout, and going one episode without shaking mushroom-and-egg sausages was as good as asking her to die! Even when sent to the Cold Palace, she had to wear a nail guard and keep her ugly chicken-claw fingers poised, maintaining her dignity at all times. She'd really had enough!
After finishing the drama, Ji Chengxun was so angry she nearly ended up in the hospital. “Ah! Can someone get this crazy woman out of here?”
“What is going on? I really can't take this anymore.”
Ji Chengxun suddenly sprang upright, nearly rolling off the bed. “Seriously, is this lunatic sick or what?” she grumbled.
As she was ranting, a flash of white light passed before her eyes. When she woke up, well, would you look at that: she'd transmigrated into the Qing dynasty as a son-in-law.
Fine, fine. She was going to set things straight and put an end to Da Ru's fake virtue and the crooked trend of pretending to have “warmed the entire harem.”
Da Ru stubbornly demanded he drink hangover tea, then publicly said he was impotent. Fine! She'd confine him and make him drink three cups of hangover tea a day until he was sick of it. The hyper-aggressive Nanny Rong kept slapping the Noble Consort whenever she pleased. In the Forbidden City, rank and the distinctions between legitimate and illegitimate birth were clearly defined. How dare a maid serving Da Ru act so high and mighty? Drag her off and give her a beating! She'd never even heard of the forty-nine Mongol tribes, yet the concubine sent to balance relations brought them up every day. Fine, then: have someone beat those forty-nine tribes into submission! A guard with no talent wanted to become an Imperial Guard just because Da Ru said a few words? What are you, a key maker? How many keys can you make? They say the lovesick concubine is Da Ru's second personality? Easy enough: let the two of them be stuck together forever!
Watch her put everything right!
