Uncle Sam: Mr. Gao, Could You Please Stop Scaring Me?

[No Saintly Heroism] [Semi-Behind-the-Scenes] [Invincible] [Feel-Good Story] [Great Wall Watch Instance] [Recruiting the Japanese]

A resentful and foolish college student, Gao Yao, inexplicably transmigrates to Blue Star and takes on the daunting task of resisting an invasion by a Level Three civilization.

But after his arrival, the entire atmosphere on Blue Star gradually changes...

Tech industry: Mr. Gao is a pioneer of a new era. No country, no person, may harm him under any pretext! Otherwise, we'll all go on strike!

Cultural scene: Gao Yao is a bastard! His very existence is an insult to the cultural world! But... his works are pretty good...

Entertainment industry: Gao Yao, you son of a... Are you really not going to leave us any room to survive? So the entertainment industry is yours to rule, huh?

Military brass: As far as Mr. Gao is concerned, we have no bottom line...

Japan: Daddy Eagle, that Gao guy is causing trouble again! Please punish him!

Eagle: Bullshit! Even I have to call him Dad, which means Mr. Gao is your grandpa! Isn't it only right for a grandpa to beat his grandkids?

France: Well, um... Japanese friends, I accidentally offended Mr. Gao again. Stand over there and let the old gentleman beat you up to vent his anger... I've already sent the compensation to your account...

Japan: Are you people even human?! I'm done with this! I choose to surrender...

Years later, the alien civilization finally arrives, and all the resentment Gao Yao has been accumulating finally erupts...

Gao Yao: You little punks! You're the ones who want to invade, huh? You made me run all the way from Earth to Blue Star! Just you wait! Don't you dare run!