Yan Xunzhou picked up a handsome blind man and took care of him devotedly for two months. She said she would marry him someday and give him two children in three years.
But less than half a month after he returned to the country, she ran off.
Yan Xunzhou: “Fine, fine, fine. I’ll just say I adopted a dog.”
While camping, Jiang Qiyin wandered into the wrong tent in the middle of the night, half-asleep, and met a handsome man with a fever. He was sick, but still had plenty of energy.
By morning, though, he acted like he didn’t know her.
Jiang Qiyin: “Fine, fine, fine. I’ll just say a dog bit me.”
Later
Yan Xunzhou, trying to win her back: “Do you like big wolfdogs or little lapdogs?”
Jiang Qiyin: “I like ones that don’t bite.”
