My Gorgeous Sister Lu Turns Small Problems Into Big Ones and Big Ones Into Explosions

[Author’s note: The premise is decent, the writing is average. Dropped and abandoned, proceed with caution.]

Lu Xiaoxiao, an actress famous only for her looks, transmigrates into a terrifying academy.

Everyone at the school is a villain. They kill without batting an eye and commit every imaginable evil.

Lu Xiaoxiao: Fine. The wheels of fate haven’t even turned, and my life’s already fallen apart.

She has neither a golden finger nor a System, but at least she has a beautiful mind.

Optimistic:

“There’s still a way out. At least I can always choose the road to certain death.”

“Pure romance doesn’t satisfy me anymore. Pure gold will do.”

Positive:

“In this vast sea of people, meeting you must be punishment for something.”

“Instead of hurting yourself with low self-esteem, hurt others with unearned confidence.”

Always moving forward:

“Go ahead and do it boldly. Leave the rest to karma.”

“My manners are uncertain, but I rise to any challenge.”

To the class’s fake-sweet girl:

“Throw you into West Lake, and everyone in Hangzhou could drink Longjing tea.”

“Is your cerebellum connected straight to your colon? Are you an appendix? Why do you love speaking up so much?”

To her six-foot-two classmate with an eight-pack:

“Want to date? I love sharing everything. I’ll send you my payment codes for all three meals a day.”

“Good evening. The rain’s finally stopped. The wind has stopped, the rain has stopped, and the passersby have stopped. I’m at the security booth, but I can’t stop thinking of you.”

Even after spending a long time at the school, Lu Xiaoxiao still hasn’t gotten used to it.

She can only let out a deep sigh. “I really want to collapse into the arms of a man who’s six foot tall, has an eight-pack and long legs, a lovely voice, fair skin and good looks, knows how to comfort people, doesn’t smoke or drink, never hits his wife, and is devoted and faithful, then have a good cry.”

Qiu Chang’an: “You mean me?”