[Housekeeper] [Onlooker] [No Romance] [Prophet] [Unhinged Antics] [Lighthearted Comedy]
Sui Yuan was trying to hang up the laundry when she transmigrated into a book as a miserable housekeeper in a wealthy family, becoming the young lady’s personal maid.
The young lady has a fiery temper, and Mr. Lu is a lunatic. Caught between a wolf in front and a tiger behind, Sui Yuan is getting squeezed like meat in a donkey burger.
When the young lady’s cover was blown and Mr. Lu found out she’d been treating him as a stand-in, she tried to make amends by asking Sui Yuan to prepare a whole table of Cantonese dishes and take her place.
Sui Yuan pouted. “No, no! My head hurts so much. I want to eat paper bills with the Chairman’s portrait on them~”
Without a word, the young lady pulled out five thousand yuan and tossed it onto Sui Yuan’s collarbone. Sui Yuan promptly stuffed it down her pants. That was much safer.
The young lady insisted that Sui Yuan pick up Mr. Lu in the middle of the night so she could get her beauty sleep. Sui Yuan brought him back, but the next day Mr. Lu acted as if nothing had happened.
Mr. Lu: “What exactly happened last night? Why are there fingerprints on my face?!” He was furious.
“Waaah,” Sui Yuan sobbed. “You really don’t remember what you did last night?” She looked utterly aggrieved.
The young lady pointed at them, her pupils trembling with shock. “What? You two last night…”
They couldn’t wear the damn maid down, so they ended up dropping dead first.
As a seasoned fan of CEO romances, Sui Yuan knows exactly where the plot is headed.
Sui Yuan: “I’m telling you two, get together soon and save yourselves three years of detours.”
Everyone: “We’re not listening, we’re not listening, we’re just not listening!”
Sui Yuan: “Hurry up and apologize to him. If you don’t speak up soon, your husband’s going to run off.”
The young lady: “Who are you talking to like that?”
Later, they all realized they’d been wrong. Mom Sui, you really are the best! Our veteran prophet, please don’t leave us. Every mistake was mine, all mine~
