Journey to the West: A Thousand Years Later, I Can Make Money to Support You

"Last time, when five hundred years had passed, why didn't you come find me?"

"I was slaying demons and vanquishing evil."

"Do you know I've waited almost 342 years for you?"

"Maybe I was the one waiting for you."

"This time, when another five hundred years have passed, when are you planning to come find me?"

"I still have gods to slay and Buddhas to banish."

"I make hundreds of thousands a second. Why should I wait another few hundred years for you for no reason?"

"I can make money and support you."

"..."