Well, I just got back to inherit a Taoist temple, and now evil spirits are blocking the entrance. Have the weirdos these days gotten that bold?
The weirdos who came too late don't interest them, but they interest me.
I just want to be a humble little temple master, but the darn System insists I establish a cultivation academy. Otherwise, I'll lose my life?
Folks, how about a cultivation academy?
We've got sword cultivators, spell cultivators, spirit cultivators, and more...
What? This is the university you were talking about, son? Your old man's heart isn't in good shape. Don't lie to me!
"Who pulled up my spirit herbs?"
"That bunch of sword cultivators."
A sign appeared at the entrance to the Medicine Cultivator Department:
"No sword cultivators or dogs allowed."
Hello, students! I'm your teacher, Mr. Bear. Please enter the academy in an orderly fashion, and don't push!
Welcome to the Cultivation Academy. May fortune in immortality smile upon you, junior brothers and sisters!
It feels incongruous and looks really strange.