Listen, I’m Just a Storyteller

Cao Cao: “What? There’s land farther north that’s even bigger than China? Trapped Camp, go conquer it!”

Liu Bei: “Keep heading west and there are endless fertile fields and local specialties? Zilong, I hear their pope is immoral. I’ll take his place!”

Zhuge Liang: “The gentleman says rice can be harvested three times a year in the southern barbarian lands! I’m definitely capturing Meng Huo!”

Sun Quan: “Ha ha! Xingba, wipe out the Japanese pirates and take the whole island! We’ll use it as a stepping stone to advance into the Americas!”

Zhao Yun: “Riding alone to save the lord’s son, charging in and out seven times, mowing them down like mad!”

Adou: “Ha ha!”